Lily Allen

Now that Mike Skinner has descended into predictable celebrity self-loathing, the time is ripe for an usurper to chronicle the ins and outs of chav life in blighty.

Up steps Lily Allen with her carnival beats and wicked sense of humour. I'd probably hit it too.

Knock Em Out - 7/10

LDN - 7/10

Morrissey - Life Is A Pigsty

Released: 2006
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Used as the climactic closing number in his current UK tour, Moz and hired-gun producer Tony Visconti can be rightly proud of this one.

Upon a soundscape of crashing drums, cymbals, rain, thunder, and what sounds like knives sharpening, the new 'positive' Moz informs us that, while life may indeed be a pigsty, he's fallen in love... again.

8/10