S#arp - Kiss Me
Track Review
Released: 2001
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S#arp (or Sharp) are a korean pop group. I'm not korean. I don't speak korean. So I have no idea what 90% of this song is about.
Apart from the bit in the chorus where the girls sing "kiss me, kiss me, kiss me baby", and the weird part where one of the guys raps in english, i'm just wandering around their sweet sugary korean verse mazes with a half mongrel and a vacant smile.
It's a boppy pop track with a nice melodic hook. The girls are hot, the guys are as well, in that non-threatening, vaguely homosexual way.
It'll take your mind off the fact that you are rapidly approaching almost half of your life expectancy and have achieved NOTHING except chronic insomnia and an almost pathological dislike of seafood.
So get it.
8/10
Released: 2001
Download It (5.4MB)
S#arp (or Sharp) are a korean pop group. I'm not korean. I don't speak korean. So I have no idea what 90% of this song is about.
Apart from the bit in the chorus where the girls sing "kiss me, kiss me, kiss me baby", and the weird part where one of the guys raps in english, i'm just wandering around their sweet sugary korean verse mazes with a half mongrel and a vacant smile.
It's a boppy pop track with a nice melodic hook. The girls are hot, the guys are as well, in that non-threatening, vaguely homosexual way.
It'll take your mind off the fact that you are rapidly approaching almost half of your life expectancy and have achieved NOTHING except chronic insomnia and an almost pathological dislike of seafood.
So get it.
8/10
posted by bruce banner at
9:47 pm
8 Comments:
seafood is awesome.
By
commando, at March 14, 2005 10:15 pm
terrible
By
Anonymous, at March 14, 2005 10:28 pm
Do a thing on Cornelius.
By
Anonymous, at March 15, 2005 4:58 pm
What is a....Cornelius?
By
bruce banner, at March 15, 2005 5:07 pm
i recon vegetarian pizza is just as bad
By
Anonymous, at March 15, 2005 5:10 pm
Cornelius is music. Have you been hiding out with the Amish?
By
Anonymous, at March 15, 2005 8:53 pm
Edit - Okay, i've found a Cornelius track, expect a review soon.
The amish say hello.
By
bruce banner, at March 16, 2005 1:07 pm
I think it is time to step back and realise, it does not matter whether asian is a good thing. Do you eat any other type of meals other than Meat and Potatoes? If so then shut the fuck up you Nazi wanabes. If you don't then I will see you in hell.
By
Anonymous, at March 17, 2005 11:09 pm
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