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Saturday, April 02, 2005

Dillinja & Lemon D - Hands In The Air

Delegated Review (delegated by Reyn)
Released: who the fuck cares when
Download It (for the masochists)

Drum n Bass.

Who the fuck has the ears and requisite sub-vegetable IQ that can deal with listening to this "genre" of "music"? No wonder all d'n'b fans are clubbers - they're the only ones deaf enough to tolerate this earpiss.

Starts off all echoey with a vocal loop. Fuck you Dillinja and Lemon D. Why don't you keep your pointless drivel to yourselves. Oh look, you've brought in a chill-out female vocalist as well? How fresh and inventive, you fucken despicable pair of dyslexic illiterate mentally-deranged chimps.

Echoey intro bit seems to go on for an eternity, but it's an eternity of enveloping fear because you know that the shitty drum n bass beat is gonna drop at any second. Now I know how people felt during the London Blitz, cowering in their houses as the Luftwaffe soared overhead. It's going to drop, please don't let it drop!

Too late.

Dillanja and Lemon D (who, I might add, sound like a bunch of retarded grinning E victims who drink the goo out of their glowsticks), have dropped their fucken shitty beats. Yes, at aproximately 1:39 into the track, Satan himself drops a bog.

Who the fuck invented drum n bass? It's the aural equivalent of a bunch of faeces being shot out of a cannon at random intervals.

This is undoubtedly the least sexiest music in the world.

0/10

1 Comments:

  • Hey - David Bowie believes Drum and Bass is the future of music then it's alright by me.

    I quite like dnb - Asian dub foundatin, Roni Size - fucking excellent but this is just wrong - but you didn't need to hear it to know it - it's called Hands in the Air.

    I waived listening to this one because I just don't care.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 05, 2005 10:49 am  

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