Jarrid Mendelson - UFC Intro

Communal Review
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Dylan
Hmm. Yeah. Ok so it starts off with a late 90s prog trance take on 'O Fortuna', the high point of the song, then decends rapidly into something that fell off the back of the Eqiullibrium soundtrack. I guess some would call it 'atmosphere', I call it 'shite'.

Obviously UFC fans aren't sophisitcated enough to notice the hack references. Nor are they intelligent enough to demand something as kickass as the Champions League Theme Song.

This is truly awful.

0/10

Gareth
Hey I've got the perfect use for this track - attach it to the Popemobile, ramp it up when the old geezer's on the move. It's even got those spiritual sounding strings at the start, for when the ignition is being turned and the engine's being revved.

It's also suitable background music for placing Moby under house-arrest and then proceeding to burn down his home studio while repeatedly kicking him in the nuts.

I don't like Moby.

Is Begbie involved in the Ultimate Fighting Championships?

7/10

Reyn
This theme song is a terrible pastiche of all the worst elements cock rock and nu metal. Trying, and failing, to invoke a sense of grandiose ancient gladiator atmosphere with the operatic synth beginning, the song, much like the UFC itself comes across as rather sad.

Forget that last paragraph. Thats your first instinct, thats the obvious path to take.
Forget it.

Much like the Fleshlight, the UFC Intro has just one purpose. To get you* G-ed up, to get you* off.

Does it succeed? Do you* like bad cock rock? Do you* like nu-metal? Do you like willa ford's luscious, luscious booty?

7/10

*You, in this case, means if you are an 18 - 24 year old american male.